riding a bike with a red dress on

Life is short. And what do you get out of it? Death? Nothing? Yes i'll admit life sucks, for many people its very rushed. Why does life have to be fast paced? why cant we just relax? I recently met with quozar head of the intelligence of jingdin, conviently located on the other side of the space and time continum. Very fun guy, he likes swiss cheese and nachoes. Quorzar and I talked for a good while and we came to one conclusion, and that is we don't know. We dont know why america is so rushed.
It seems today that people dont know how to relax. And the media makes it seem like you can only rest on some resort that costs $200 a night. Layijng out in your back yard enjoying the breeze on your skin, and the fresh air in your lungs. Quorzar always commented on the air quality here and was about to give me the ultimate way to relax, when all of the sudden his home country was attacked by the Super Mario Brothers, and he vanished.
Quorzar got me thinking about about the end, what heaven is like, or if your an athiest, the nothingness at the end of life. In Quorzars case its a magical giant doughnut land, where when you you die, you are given 37 doughnuts of the flavor of your choice. the whole world is made out of doughnuts. And that really got me thinking, about red dresses. Why is it that so many people wear them? Are they stylish? are they cool?
And what it is cool? why is it that kids who dont like what you like arent cool? For that matter can anyone tell you what is cool? Why is it that the kids who do school plays, who can act, sing, dance and are incredibly talented are made fun of by kids who do nothing but sit around smoke pot, and talk about how much theier lives suck? Why are the kids who have all these talents, made fun of by kids who dont have any? Who is to say whats in style, and who is to say who going to make you look bad if you go out with them? If they treat you well, and have many things in common shouldn't they be together.
So slowly i hang up my red dress in my closet , where it will of until i see fit to take it out again. The dress is too small on me, and it makes me look fat. And i cant really ride a bike with a dress on now can i? my body isnt made for it. neither was it made to waer dresses.